Google Voice tries to transcribe your voicemails to text so that you can read them online. Here’s my favorite jawn this week from my own mailbox:
Kirk, Hi Dad, tech associates I. At together the range listing with us tomorrow. Hey, check the weather report at North Star, and there’s lesbian list. I’m coming in this afternoon and I don’t know that in until tomorrow night. So yeah okay. Alright, so I’ll talk to you soon.

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